The Slowrunner has Managed to Only Destroy Half a Tank of Gas so Far this Week.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
10/28/2015 at 19:30 • Filed to: None

I’m actually kind of impressed, since over half of my commute is uphill or sitting in traffic. In other news, a certain member of my family is dead to me. Their complete disregard of others has gone too far. For fucks sakes, if you can’t at least clean up after yourself when it creates a slipping hazard, you deserve to be left with one sheet of toilet paper each use, to always be stuck in traffic, to always have your earbuds ripped out of your ear because they caught something, to always have one percent battery life left on anything you ever use, and to find the winning lotto ticket, only to lose it in the rain that constantly follows you around. AND BE FORCED TO DRIVE AN AVEO.

DISCUSSION (10)

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/28/2015 at 19:39

An Aveo.....You must really hate them.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/28/2015 at 19:41

Yes. We have one at work, and the only redeeming quality it has is that the 5th gear is more useful above 15mph than any other gear. That’s not right.

Svend > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/28/2015 at 19:44

Lol. I’ve a new manager (a quite a young lad manager wise) who dropped a bottle of wine in the foyer of the store rather than clean it up himself as were all expected to do if we drop something, he went to find the cleaner who had only been in for a few minutes and told him to clean it up. The cleaner said ‘you dropped it, you clean it up. I’ve a set list of things I need to do before 7am’. The manager replied ‘but I’m not trained to pick up glass!’, to which the cleaner walked off leaving the manager standing.

Cue two hours later when the same manager went to the same cleaner again and said ‘your colleague has walked past to spill several times!’, the cleaner a little annoyed said well they have a set list to follow to and asked if the manager had spilt the bottle at 3am when there was no cleaners in, what would he have done. The manager then said ‘well I’d of cleaned it up, but I don’t have to because your in’.

FYI: from 9pm at night till 7am all spills have to be dealt with ourselves as either there is no cleaner in for the majority of the time or they have set lists to carry out to prepare the store for the next day of which between 7am and 9pm there is a horde of cleaners to look after the customers and colleagues spills and store maintenance.

This manager won’t last very long at this rate.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/28/2015 at 19:45

What’s that thing getting? Maybe 16 mpgs?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/28/2015 at 19:48

Hahaha, I wish. If this tank is an indicator, 11.06 if the trend continues.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/28/2015 at 19:50

That’s almost exactly half of what I’m getting with the 20R. Used to get 27 sometimes with the 22R.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Svend
10/28/2015 at 19:51

I’ve asked politely on several occasions for this family member to clean up, but they haven’t listened. Tonight after a long day at work, I unknowingly fell into one of their messes. I landed on my knee, which of course I need for work because I do a lot of walking. Hopefully it’s just bruised, if not, I might just lose it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/28/2015 at 19:54

It does weigh 4150+, and has sizeable tires, so I’m not really surprised.

Svend > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/28/2015 at 20:10

I hate those people. They think everyone is there for their benefit so they don’t have to do anything if they don’t want to do it.

Tell them what happened because they didn’t clean up after themselves then take something heavy and hit them in the knee.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Svend
10/28/2015 at 20:13

If it’s more than a bruise, I’m likely to return the favor.